OK, this race is called the Able Body Labor 200. I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what that means because, like I said on Twitter, Able Body Labor sounds like a birthing class.
Jeff Gordon convinced Rick Hendrick to hire Jimmie Johnson when no one had ever heard of the guy. It’s easy to assume that Gordon might regret that decision now that Johnson is about to tie him with four championships.
So I’m all cozy and happy at my spot in the media center and I’m handed some notes from Mark Martin’s morning press conference. It’s the usual stuff you expect to hear but then…