Turning down the iMplants sticking out of his head – which make him look like Billy Dee Williams’ buddy from Empire Strikes Back – young Two-Oh will sit at my knee as I put down my delicious bowl of Soylent Green and impart the tale of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.

One album I found is called Ecos de Cuba (Echos of Cuba) by the Trio Matamoros, which features band leader Miguel Matamoros, guitarist Rafael Cueto and percussionist Siro Rodriguez. The band performed from 1925 until 1969.

It’s the Smurfing Sing Song [as advertised on television]! I don’t remember getting this fine piece of vinyl, but the release date on the back says 1979, so I would have been about 3. And even though I was more into the Clash and Elvis Costello back then, I was still a huge Smurfs fan.

The long-dormant Longplay returns for with this note I heard on KXCI this morning: PDQ Records & Tapes is having an inventory sale Saturday, June 3 from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.

The next morning, feeling not so fresh, we (and by “we,” I mean “they”) decided to go to Graceland. I was having no part of it. I’m not an Elvis fan, but more important, I strongly dislike theme parks. And that’s essentially what Graceland is, a big ol’ Elvis theme park.