Britney Spears was the guest of honor at her 17-year-old sister’s baby shower last week in Louisiana. Just kidding, mother-to-be Jamie Lynn was the guest of honor.

(OK! magazine)

Jamie Lynn told OK! magazine that Britney shared some motherhood tips with her.

Britney’s words of wisdom to Jamie Lynn: “There are going to be some long nights, but it is completely worth it.”

What Britney really wanted to say was this: “There are going to be some long nights where you stay out clubbing with your friends to the wee hours of the morning and you will probably flash your lady parts to the paparazzi, but it’s completely worth it because in the morning you can nurse your hangover with some Cheetos and Starbucks. And oh yeah, don’t forget to pick up an extra bag of Cheetos for the babies.”

I kid. I kid. Britney wouldn’t say that.

Tori Spelling revealed to “Access Hollywood” that she isn’t going to reveal the baby names she and her husband are considering.

Tori told the entertainment show, “I’m always hesitant to say names out loud, because people either say, ‘Oh I knew a girl like that I hated in high school,’ or ‘My dog’s named that!’ Those are two common things you hear, and then you’re like, ‘Damn!’”

For the record, Tori, growing up I had a dog named Red Rover and I hated a girl named Jolene in high school. I also had a dog named Sean Elliott but when we found out Sean was girl we changed her name to Lily. I guess you can scratch Red Rover, Sean Elliott and Jolene off your list of potential names.

Here’s Tori leaving Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills on Wednesday:

(flynetonline.com)

Minnie Driver still isn’t naming names when it comes to her baby daddy. All Driver has said is the father is English. I wonder if she is going to reveal a different clue about the father each week. I suggest it was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the rope.

Here’s Minnie in London this week:

(dlisted.com via Wenn)

Finally, Angelina Jolie and her gorgeous partner, Brad Pitt, and their beautiful children are in the south of France waiting for Angie to give birth to a baby girl or maybe even twins, reports say.

Clad in Vera Wang, Angie and Brad took the kids, minus Shiloh, to the beach with U2’s The Edge.

(dlisted.com)

I envy those kids. My parents’ idea of a vacation was somewhere south of the border, not in the south of France.

In other baby news, The Office’s Angela Kinsey gave birth to daughter Isabel Ruby Lieberstein on May 3. I wonder if Kinsey and her husband, Warren, realize their daughter’s initials are IRL, which also stands for Indy Racing League.