Oh My God. Stephanie Tanner is huge.

Former “Full House” star Jodie Sweetin is expecting a daughter in April but she could probably give birth to a 15-pound baby any second now.

(usmagazine.com)

Sweetin, a former meth addict, told Usmagazine.com she has not decided on a name yet, but her options won’t include fruits or electronic devices. I can’t believe iPod or Cranapple didn’t make the short list.

“We want something different, something cute and girly, but not too girly — a little funky,” Sweetin told Us.

Here are some of my suggestions: Listerine, America, Saaphyri or Charming.

Former “Beverly Hills, 90210” star Tori Spelling strolls with her husband Dean McDermott. This will be baby No. 2 for Spelling.

Since I’m in a giving mood, I have some suggestions for Tori, too. Now I don’t if she is giving birth to a boy or girl, but these will work for either gender — Oregon, Sphinx, Yahtzee and will.i.am.

People — and by people I mean bloggers — give Jessica Alba crap for never smiling but I wouldn’t smile for the paparazzi either. But here she let one slip after leaving a salon.

(People)

I’ve done it for the other two and it would be rude of me not to do it for Alba. Right, Stephanie Tanner? Again, I don’t know the gender of they baby but these should work for a girl or boy — Latina de la Williams, Manzana, IHOP, Dollar or Rio Nuevo.

I’m like a walking baby book. I should start charging for my services.