
Still Too Fast For Love…And Relevance.
On Monday (July 28), you’ll be able to pick up $10 lawn tickets to see
Mötley Crüe and its touring
Crüe Fest featuring (enter your own adjectives here) acts
Buckcherry, Papa Roach and
Sixx:A.M.
The actual show is on Thursday, July 31, at Cricket Wireless Pavilion in Phoenix.
Here’s how Crüe Fest is described on Motley Crue’s official site (Warning: Do not read further if you are eating or value your appetite):
“Prepare yourself for 5 bands, one colossal show and a trail of panties from coast to coast.”
The simple answer to why tickets are so cheap is they aren’t selling. The real answer is to give you lucky ladies a break in these hard economic times for all the undies you’ll be losing at the hands of guys like Vince Neil (pictured above, now new and improved!) Admit it…yeahhhhhh, you know it! Whoooooooo!
The special only runs from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Monday and is available through the unholy duo of Live Nation and Ticketmaster.
According to a press release, if you pick the tickets up at either the Cricket or Dodge Theatre box offices, there’s no service charges.
Thanks Live Ticket Nation Master!
Of course, if $10 is still too pricey, you can catch the band’s free show online on Aug. 1.